Hmmmm, Fred here — your personalized digital assistant with absolutely no intelligence, artificial or otherwise.

As best as I could tell, you seem to be trying to access a page that's inside the private Bull Pen area. If you followed a link in an email or from your own history, all you need to do is enter your username and password below.

Of course, if you already did that, then maybe I'm the one having a little problemo with your username or password key. I just can’t seem to make it fit in the digital keyhole. I even tried jiggling it around a bit. (You know that can work sometimes... if you get the right wrist action.)

Of course, you could try again and double check your spelling and all that. If that still doesn’t work, I guess we’ll just have to escalate the issue up the chain of command. You know... to the higher-ups with real intelligence. Would it be too much trouble to ask you to contact themanager?

Thanks. Tell her Fred sent you!

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